Heterosexual Questionnaire*

As long as I'm in the political activist vein I thought I would pass along this little tidbit to my readers, with tongue firmly planted in cheek!

Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible.
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a member of your own sex, is it possible that you might be gay if you tried it?
6. If heterosexuality is normal, why are so many mental patients heterosexual?
7. Why do you heterosexual people try to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8. Why do you flaunt your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
9. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
10. With all the societal support that marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexual people?
11. Why are heterosexual people so promiscuous?
12. Would you want your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face, such as heartbreak, disease, and divorce?

For the LGBT readers the above list of questions no doubt had you rolling on the floor laughing as you read through them. I'm sure you recognized more than half of the questions and no doubt have answered the majority of them in you coming out processes to family and friends. For the strait crowd out there ... they weren't quite as funny were they? How many of you have ever had to answer any of these questions before? How many of you who know someone who is LGBT have thought or even ASKED these questions of your friends and family?